
Why is King-O-Beer going to be such a success? As the stock market goes down people will be looking for virtual beer. "Virtual Beer", You ask?
Yep, just like virtual everything else that we used to enjoy with such careless abandon. The cost of a barrel of oil is going down as I write this. Gas was "down to" $3.29 a gallon today. I paid $5.00 a gallon just a few weeks ago. Lot's of folks are losing their jobs in these volatile economic times. "They" say it's a good time to buy stocks. But just like cheap gas, stocks, and beer, you have to have a job and income to buy anything. So cheap is irrelevant to someone broker than dirt. So when the money runs out and all you have left is this Internet connection at the public library, here's one to you Mr. Homeless, Carless, Foodless, famililess, skankily clothed, Ex-millionaire Stockbroker, a virtual Beer. Cheers.
Future Virtual Experience CEO / Entremanure... Hops Vatruewski.